Technoblade Technoblade

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I play video games too much. I might not be the best, but I do have hot elbows.

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13:08I Must Win MrBeast's $10,000 Refrigerator
I Must Win MrBeast's $10,000 Refrigeratorצפיות 8 מיליון7 ימים לפני
1:39:49First Meeting [Dream SMP]
First Meeting [Dream SMP]צפיות 6 מיליוןחודש לפני
12:29The Main Character of Dream SMP
The Main Character of Dream SMPצפיות 6 מיליוןחודש לפני
10:40I Ruined Skeppy’s Video
I Ruined Skeppy’s Videoצפיות 8 מיליון2 חודשים לפני
2:12:04It ends today. [Dream SMP]
It ends today. [Dream SMP]צפיות 12 מיליון3 חודשים לפני
3:52:12becoming unbelievably rich [Dream SMP]
becoming unbelievably rich [Dream SMP]צפיות 11 מיליון3 חודשים לפני
12:10Dream SMP But I Troll Skeppy
Dream SMP But I Troll Skeppyצפיות 8 מיליון4 חודשים לפני
12:07The Fall of Manburg [Dream SMP]
The Fall of Manburg [Dream SMP]צפיות 7 מיליון4 חודשים לפני
21:09Dream SMP: The Red Festival
Dream SMP: The Red Festivalצפיות 7 מיליון5 חודשים לפני
10:05Dream VS Technoblade: $100,000 Duel ANALYSIS
Dream VS Technoblade: $100,000 Duel ANALYSISצפיות 10 מיליון7 חודשים לפני
24:11Dream \u0026 Technoblade Win the Minecraft Championship w/ Burren \u0026 Michael
25:24Absolutely Ruining a $36,000 Minecraft Tournament
Absolutely Ruining a $36,000 Minecraft Tournamentצפיות 10 מיליון8 חודשים לפני
20:10Skyblock: Potato War 3 (FINALE)
Skyblock: Potato War 3 (FINALE)צפיות 15 מיליון9 חודשים לפני
11:09That Time College Discovered My YouTube Channel
That Time College Discovered My YouTube Channelצפיות 8 מיליון11 חודשים לפני
24:05So We Won the Minecraft Championship ft. Tommy, Wilbur \u0026 Ph1lza
So We Won the Minecraft Championship ft. Tommy, Wilbur \u0026 Ph1lzaצפיות 8 מיליון11 חודשים לפני
14:12Skyblock: Potato War 2
Skyblock: Potato War 2צפיות 11 מיליוןשנה לפני
18:04My First Minecraft Championship
My First Minecraft Championshipצפיות 2.4 מיליוןשנה לפני
12:21Bullying Tommy \u0026 Ph1lza With My Goons
Bullying Tommy \u0026 Ph1lza With My Goonsצפיות 6 מיליוןשנה לפני
23:37SMP Earth: Battle of the Pit
SMP Earth: Battle of the Pitצפיות 5 מיליוןשנה לפני
15:54minecraft but we cyberbully a small child (SMP Earth)
minecraft but we cyberbully a small child (SMP Earth)צפיות 5 מיליוןשנה לפני
18:06That Time I Conquered SMP Earth
That Time I Conquered SMP Earthצפיות 7 מיליוןשנה לפני
10:10SMP Earth: The Empire Begins
SMP Earth: The Empire Beginsצפיות 4.9 מיליוןשנה לפני
18:25Skyblock: The Great Potato War
Skyblock: The Great Potato Warצפיות 18 מיליוןשנה לפני
23:47Minecraft But TNT Spawns On Me Every 10 Seconds
Minecraft But TNT Spawns On Me Every 10 Secondsצפיות 10 מיליוןשנה לפני
10:54minecraft monday: the finale
minecraft monday: the finaleצפיות 4.3 מיליוןשנה לפני
2:15:08minecraft monday but i get banned
minecraft monday but i get bannedצפיות 2.7 מיליוןשנה לפני
12:06the deadliest sword in skyblock
the deadliest sword in skyblockצפיות 12 מיליוןשנה לפני
11:20they added guns to bedwars
they added guns to bedwarsצפיות 4.8 מיליוןשנה לפני
21:34minecraft but 100 people are trying to kill us (ft. Skeppy)
minecraft but 100 people are trying to kill us (ft. Skeppy)צפיות 7 מיליוןשנה לפני
2:40:33suffering in minecraft monday w/ Wilbur Soot
suffering in minecraft monday w/ Wilbur Sootצפיות 3.4 מיליוןשנה לפני


  • ILaward just loves recommending things 6 years late, doesn't it?

  • What happened to the original thumbnail

  • 8:11 Famous Last Words

  • Imagine being the owner of the best server in minecraft, but still level 1 on bedwars

  • stop sorting by new

  • My god this video is getting like a million views a week damn

  • keyboard proness

  • Poor Callahan lol

  • Skyblock players are the nicest people on the planet. a few videos later.

  • Techno is the definition of work smarter, not harder

  • Technoblade axe is stronger but slower just jump for the axe be faster you'l get use to it

  • G o r f

  • О да, россия.

  • Techno has to use the same screens hot of him dead because it's the only time he has ever died in blitz, it took the entire server targeting him with hack clients on

  • That was 15 seconds

  • I wonder if Technoblade knows about him being the leader of the group where he fights Dante in Skyblock

  • Rip BBH

  • Every word that comes out of technos mouth is gold

  • This is so peaceful to watch just techno taking out a hole team in bedwars by himself.

  • This video just screams The Stanley Parable XD *THE TECHNOBLADE PARABLE!*

  • I have two ping

  • Just he’s like “HE KNOWS” 😂

  • he protec he attac but most importantley his upload schedule is crap

  • At the end he just says ur bad to get us to sub. (It totally worked).

  • couldn't you shift click to place a block of tnt on a note block

  • Rip original picture on the front video what happened

  • 0:37 the last resemblance of present-day technoblade. The laugh is eternal.

  • 5 years later

  • I failed my math test and I asked her why and she said “well you did all the questions right... but you did not do it how I wanted you to”

  • Techno blade:gets nuked me: not even close baby techno blade never dies

  • Guess Techno love anime🤣

  • Bro Technoblade, plz train me bedwars I am not too good at it plz or make a video on it


  • 11:02 I thought the shroomlight was a command block and I was thinking *WAIT WHAT HOW DID HE GET A COMMAND BLOCK???*

  • superior

  • WHAT

  • Imagine the chaos that would ensue if people used this as a reference to learn how to drive

  • 0:24 little techno made a swear, lol

  • friend 1:05:53

  • Techno's Words of Wisdom: " I think the moral of this story is at the end of the day, sometimes the best camafloge is not hiding directly next to a man wearing a BRIGHT BLUE SONIC ONESIE!"

  • lets go techno


  • This is entirely true

  • ᶜᵃⁿ ⁱ ʳᵉᵃᶜʰ ¹ᵏ ˢᵘᵇˢ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᵀʰⁱˢ ᶜᵒᵐᵐᵉⁿᵗ

  • POV: You've been randomly recommended this for no reason.

  • End portal frame

  • techno: has an axe also techno: *proceeds to uses fists to cut down tree*

  • When tommyinnit has more Subscribers than technoblade

  • Y does dis contain swearing I’m not used to him swearing

  • Huh? Pythagorean theorem was useful for once?

  • Techno: has a "poor setup" me: is still in elementary school and has a monitor and laptop...

  • so thats why he whispers so often

  • 11.40 22:20

  • he's called techNOBLADE for a reason

  • "Noone will know!" . . . "Except that wither"

  • The hell is he wearing

  • Tapl is like when he saw techno:IS THAT THE GRIM REAPER

  • AFTER SO LONG. THAT TOOK 9 HOURS AND 21 MINUTES. Technoblade, you have high standards


  • the end LOL im dyingggggggg ancient stink

  • Hey don’t hate on windows live movie maker like that :[


  • Minecraft manhunt but it ain't boring and its Techno vs random kids